I guess I'll just have to start installing the blighters and begin that long haul review. Speed-induced psychoses clash with those Burton two-piece suits, or so he claims. Perhaps I should ring up that amphetamine addict I used know, but he's an insurance salesman now. Imagine if I'd been into football or something. 'Please review the last ten years of the Command & Conquer franchise (enclosed).' Ten years? So that's five games and about as many expansion packs? And I still get paid the same rate, right? Right.ĭamn, well at least I was paying attention to something over the last decade.
I am occasionally forced to think that someone is having a laugh at my expense.
